Quazzt has Samus for the day...

Samus is taken back to her ship...

Ridley takes his revenge...

The pirates put Samus to use.

This story takes place in sometime during A Clash of Kings, using the much more interesting book version of Euron Greyjoy and the Silence.

Some very bad men are paid to make the new Queen of Westeros disappear when Margaery makes her usual walk through Fleabottom...